Eulogy for Ease

We've lost something special

We mourn the passing of Ease, the intangible force that once made life so... well, easy.

It's a cruel irony that When Was Ease Born?

Our research team has discovered that Ease was a product of our collective laziness, a delicate balance of procrastination and apathy.

But alas, What Replaced Ease?

Now, we're left with Ease Replacement Solutions that promise to restore the comfort and relaxation we once knew.

<We'll get back to you when we've figured out how to make it all make sense... again.;