We, the Neo-Brutalist, have taken the sacred art of sarcasm and elevated it to an art form.
Our philosophy is built on the pillars of eye-rolling, heavy sighs, and strategically-timed eye contact.
We reject the bland, soulless minimalism of the mainstream, and instead choose to assault your senses with a riot of color, texture, and sheer, unadulterated sarcasm.
We are the rebels of the internet, the outcasts of the online world.
Read on to learn more about our techniques of deploying our particular brand of snark.
Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, try something else for a change.
Disclaimer: Not actually a real philosophical manifesto.