Our Philosophy/Manifesto/1/Tenet/4/Sock Dons of the Ancients

The Unhinged Manifesto of a Sock Don

A Treatise on the Art of Sock Dons

In a world where socks have been the unsung heroes of the fashion world for far too long, we at Our Philosophy/Manifesto have taken it upon ourselves to elevate the humble sock to its rightful place as the supreme ruler of the closet.

The Sock Don's Code of Ethics states that a Sock Don must always wear a matching pair, but never at the same time.

It is a well-known fact that a Sock Don must always have a backup pair in the freezer, for when the inevitable happens.

Sock Don 101: The Fundamentals of Sock Dons

Sock Don 102: The Art of Sock Pairing

Sock Don 103: The Science of Sock Smell

Sock Don 104: The Sock Whisperer's Guide to Sock Maintenance

For more information on Sock Dons and their many, many wonders, please refer to the Sock Don's Bible, available in all major bookstores.

The Sock Don's Bible