In a world where aesthetics are a myth, we proudly proclaim:
"Ugliness is not a defect, it's a feature."
We, the Ugly Philosophers, have taken it upon ourselves to challenge the conventional norms of beauty.
Our manifesto is a call to arms against the tyranny of symmetry, the oppression of subtlety, and the dictatorship of decent design.
We will not be silenced by the critics of taste.
We will not be swayed by the sycophants of style.
We will not be tamed by the constraints of good design.
For we are the Ugly Philosopher's Guild, and we will not be stopped!
Our next postulate: Manifesto 2 - The Ugly is Not Enough.
Join us, and together we shall create a world where ugliness reigns supreme!
© The Ugly Philosopher's Guild 2023