Our philosophy is not just about serving the masses, it's about defying them. Our color palette is not just loud, it's DEAFENINGLY LOUD. We will not be silenced by the blandishments of beige and cream. Our site will never be a beige, featureless void. We demand to be SEEN, to be HEARD, to be FELT. Our users will either love us or hate us, but they will NEVER BE NEUTERED BY OUR BOREDOM.
Note: The Neo-BruTALIST Vanguard is not responsible for the emotional trauma we may inflict on our users. Viewer discretion is not advised, but it is STRONGLY RECOMMENDED.