We believe in the importance of Our Values. Without them, life would be a meaningless void of existential dread.
We also believe in the Our Methods, for they are the only way to achieve true understanding and enlightenment.
And, of course, we believe in the importance of Our Rituals, for they bring us closer to the divine.
Principle 1: We reject the notion that "just because it works that way" is a valid philosophical argument.
Principle 2: We believe that the truth is always stranger than fiction.
Principle 3: We hold that the only constant is change, unless it's a really good coffee machine, then it's worth holding onto.
Our vision is to create a world where everyone can live in harmony with the universe, and each other.
We aim to achieve this through a combination of Our Technologies, Our Art, and Our Sports.