In a world where the very fabric of society is threatened by the scourge of mobile users, we must take a stand.
For too long, the swipes, taps, and mindless scrolling have ravaged the good people of our world, leaving in their wake a trail of forgotten lives, lost productivity, and ruined relationships.
But we, the defenders of the desktop, will not be silenced. We will not be swayed by the siren song of mobile convenience or the allure of infinite cat videos.
We stand strong, our fingers poised over the keyboard, ready to unleash a maelstrom of productivity and sanity upon the world.
Join us, and together we shall reclaim our world from the grip of mobile tyranny!
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