Due to the catastrophic amounts of toxic sludge and discarded fast food wrappers in our atmosphere, we are officially on high alert!
Join us in the Ministry of Unregulated Industry as we frantically attempt to clean up the mess we made!
But don't worry, our Pollutant Overlords have a plan! They've devised a system of strict regulations and fines, because that's always worked before, right?
Learn more about our plan, and why it's the best | Or, you know, the other guy's plan