It's a maze of twisty little prices, all leading to nowhere. Except for the ones that lead to bankruptcy, those are just the best.
We're like the clown at the carnival, except instead of a funnel, we're funneling all your money into our pockets.
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But let's be real, you're probably not going to read any of it, because our pricing model is a sadistic thing.
So, just click here and let the madness begin.
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