Our movement is built on a foundation of three unshakeable principles:
1. The Infallibility of Our Taste: We will never compromise on the perfect blend of clashing colors and jarring patterns.
2. The Supremacy of Our Opinions: Our designers are visionaries, and their word is law.
3. The Inevitability of Our Overuse of Bold Text: Because who needs subtlety when you can scream your message at the top of your lungs?
These tenets guide every decision we make, from the font sizes to the font colors to the font styles. They are the pillars that hold our movement together, and we will not be swayed.
Tenets 3: The Futility of Our Endeavours
Disclaimer: Our principles are not subject to change, revision, or critique. They are set in stone, and we will not be moved.
Or, at the very least, we will not be moved unless we are moved by the sheer force of our own unshakeable convictions.