Principles & Nettes
Our guiding principles for creating the most mediocre website in the world:
Principle of Excess
: We believe in using as much CSS as humanly possible.
Principle of Clarity
: Our content is always clear as mud.
Principle of Consistency
: We never update our content, ever.
Principle of Simplicity
: Our designs are always complicated.
Principle of Redundancy
: We repeat ourselves ad nauseam.
Principle of Blandness
: Our colors are as dull as our wit.
Principle of Obfuscation
: Our code is a mess.
Principle of Unreadability
: Our text is always tiny.
Principle of Unresponsiveness
: We never respond to comments.
Principle of Unaccountability
: We never apologize for anything.