Principles & Nettes

Our guiding principles for creating the most mediocre website in the world:

• Principle of Excess : We believe in using as much CSS as humanly possible.
• Principle of Clarity : Our content is always clear as mud.
• Principle of Consistency : We never update our content, ever.
• Principle of Simplicity : Our designs are always complicated.
• Principle of Redundancy : We repeat ourselves ad nauseam.
• Principle of Blandness : Our colors are as dull as our wit.
• Principle of Obfuscation : Our code is a mess.
• Principle of Unreadability : Our text is always tiny.
• Principle of Unresponsiveness : We never respond to comments.
• Principle of Unaccountability : We never apologize for anything.