Our Prophet 2: The Unhinged Edition

Welcome, mortals, to the revised and expanded guide to the one true path to enlightenment. Our Prophet 2, the definitive source for all your existential questions, presents itself with an updated interface and a more assertive attitude.

• The Manifesto: A 10-point guide to the only way
• Frequently Asked (and answered) Questions
• Advanced Techniques for the Already Converted