The Velvet Prophet

Our prophet is not just any prophet, he's got style and substance, and also a penchant for 80s rock music. His velvet paintings are the key to unlocking the secrets of the universe, or at least that's what he keeps telling us.

Recent Messages from the Prophet:

• Message from the Prophet: "The answer to the ultimate question is not just 42, but also a good haircut."
• Message from the Prophet: "I have seen the end of all things, and it's very colorful."

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