Our Prophets of the Apocalypse

Meet Our Team of Visionaries

Zorvath, Lord of the Pizza Slices

Our resident pizza connoisseur and seer of the future, Zorvath is not just a prophet but also a master of the ancient art of folding pizza dough.

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Baba, Goddess of the Infinite Scroll

Baba is our go-to expert on the art of infinite scrolling, predicting the exact moment when you'll hit the "back to top" button.

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Grog, King of the Forgotten Passwords

Grog is our prophet of the lost and the found. Don't worry, he'll remind you of that one password you've been trying to remember for weeks.

Find Your Forgotten Passwords