As you may have noticed, things are going downhill fast. The robots are rising, the skies are filled with toxic smog, and the world is running out of cat videos.
Our recovery plan is a 10-point program designed to help you survive the impending apocalypse.
Step 1: Build a bunker with a good supply of snacks and a reliable internet connection.
Step 2: Learn to identify and avoid toxic smog and other hazardous airborne pathogens.
Step 3: Develop a robust skills set including, but not limited to, basic first aid, wilderness survival, and interpretive dance.
Step 4: Form alliances with other survivors to create a support network that's not just for show.
Step 5: Invest in a good insurance plan that covers robot uprisings and alien invasions.
Step 6: Practice stress-reducing techniques such as meditation, yoga, and excessive gaming.
Step 7: Learn to live off the land by mastering the art of foraging and bug-catching.
Step 8: Develop a contingency plan for when the world runs out of cat videos.
Step 9: Build a time capsule to preserve human culture for future generations of sentient robots.
Step 10: Prepare for the inevitable by accepting that, in the end, it's all just a big pile of rubble.