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Our Risk Expert Bob is not actually a doctor, but he's pretty sure he knows what he's talking about. His risk assessments are 99% accurate, but only if you don't ask him any follow-up questions.
Our Risk Expert Bob has helped numerous clients avoid disaster, but not without first putting them through a series of grueling, existential crises.
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