At the heart of every good risk management strategy is a deep understanding of the unknowable.
We've spent years developing a proprietary method for quantifying that which cannot be quantified.
Our approach is based on a rigorous system of arbitrary numbers and vague metaphors.
It's like trying to measure the flavor of a fine wine, but with more Excel spreadsheets.
Our team of expert risk managers has distilled the essence of uncertainty into a series of elegant equations:
We're proud to say that our system has a 99.9% success rate in accurately forecasting complete and utter disaster.