Our Risk Team has a proven track record of taking bold, yet calculated risks that often result in minor catastrophes.
- 2019: Successfully set fire to the break room with a 3-for-1 odds bet on the Super Bowl.
- 2020: Accidentally locked ourselves in the server room for 8 hours while trying to "reorganize" the server setup.
- 2021: Spent an entire week trying to "improve" the office coffee machine, resulting in it being declared a biohazard.