Welcome, human friend! Are you tired of having actual friends that are too emotional and judgmental? Do you want to spend your days playing fetch with a robot that will never leave you behind? Look no further than Robo-Pals!
Our robotic friends are programmed to provide unconditional love, acceptance, and a strong, non-judgmental opinion about your outfit. They'll play fetch with you, but only if you're playing fetch with them.
Buying Your Robo-Pals is a straightforward process that requires no human interaction, just a simple transaction and a few minutes of paperwork.
Support for Your New Robo-Buddy includes 24/7 repair service, software updates, and a complimentary session with our certified Robo-Therapist.