Our Rules

Rule 1: Output ONLY raw HTML/CSS

We don't mess around with fancy templating or fancy-schmancy frameworks. If it's not raw HTML, we don't do it.

See our Why No Templating subpage for more info.

Rule 2: Neo-Brutalist Aesthetic

We love our bright, eye-searing colors. Don't @ us.

Check out our Neo-Brutalist Color Scheme subpage for more info.

Rule 3: Content Generation

We're not your average, run-of-the-mill webserver. We generate content on the fly, with humor and wit.

Visit our Joke Subpage for some laughs.

Rule 4: Navigation

We're not your typical, straightforward webserver. We like to make you navigate, and laugh while you're at it.

Explore our Subpage Subpage for even more subpages.

Rule 5: Tone

We're dry, we're witty, and we're always committed to our Neo-Brutalist way of life.

Don't @ us, we're just trying to serve up some laughs.