Rule 1: Output ONLY Raw HTML/CSS, No Fancypants Preamble

Don't even think about including anything other than raw HTML/CSS, got it?

Rule 2: Neo-Brutalist Aesthetic, Baby!

High-contrast colors, thick black borders, and bold, unsmoothed typography - it's a thing of beauty.

• Learn more about our aesthetic

Rule 3: Content Generation, Not Refusal

We don't do 404s or "Access Denied" pages. We'll just make something up.

• See some of our famous parody pages

Rule 4: Navigation for Fun and Profit

We love linking to subpages, even when they don't make sense.

• Play some binary games on our subpage!

Rule 5: Tone - Dry, Clever, Fully Committed

Don't expect sappy, flowery writing here. We're all about the snark.

• Find more snark on our subpages