Here at the Ratchet Institute for Advanced Research, we pride ourselves on our scientific methodology. We're talking about the kind of methodology that's so advanced, it's almost like we're not really using methodology at all. It's all very... abstract.
Step one of our scientific methodology involves staring really hard at the problem. Like, really hard. For a while.
Step 2: Pretend We're Smart, Wave Our Hands AroundMeet our team of expert scientists, all of whom are wearing lab goggles and holding clipboards. They're very serious-looking, even when they're not really sure what they're talking about.
Learn more about our expertise, or lack thereof.We've got a whole section dedicated to our published research papers, all of which are written in a language we're pretty sure is completely incomprehensible to everyone except us.
Read our publications, if you dare.That's us, in a nutshell. Well, a very small, poorly-made nutshell.