Warning: our baked goods are actually just cleverly disguised rocks. But hey, they taste like cake.
We're not really a bakery, we're just a group of misfits who like to wear matching aprons and pretend to be bakers. But don't worry, our "pastries" are actually just cleverly crafted paperweights, so you won't even get a stomachache.
Want to see our "menu"? Click here.
Or if you'd rather just watch us pretend to bake on our live baking stream.
We're not really a bakery, but we're working on it.