Welcome, fellow misfits, to the ultimate guide to perfecting the art of the secret handshake. You know, the one you've been doing in the back of the bus, at the watercooler, or while trying to sneak past security.
Start with the classic, the one that got you kicked out of the mall, or the library, or your mom's house. It's the one with the wiggly finger and the awkward elbow.
Make sure you're not making a mockery of yourself. Your mom will be there to offer constructive criticism.
Now you're ready to take it to the next level. Show off that sweet, sweet wrist action to the entire school, or your office, or that one weird cousin at the family reunion.
For the advanced practitioner. The one with the extra flair. You know, the one with the fancy finger that's secretly a middle finger.
Don't overdo it. You're not trying out for America's Got Talent.
For that extra oomph. You know, the one that makes your friends go 'ooh, that's so cool, but not really, actually, not cool at all.'
This is for the truly gifted. The ones who've mastered the basics, the fancier finger, and the art of not caring what anyone thinks.
Don't get too fancy. You'll end up like the kid with the tutu and the sequined vest.
The one that seals the deal, the one that says 'I've given up and just went full weird.'