Welcome to the most exclusive club you'll ever have the displeasure of not being invited to. Our handshake is a mystery, but our handshake is a mystery that's also kind of a mess.
Our handshake involves a series of complex, ritualistic gestures that will leave you bewildered and confused. But hey, at least you'll have a good story to tell, right?
Want to learn more about our handshake, but not really? Click here to discover the intricacies of our hand-waving, hand-shaking, hand-tapping extravaganza!
Or, if you're feeling particularly brave, click here to dive into the advanced techniques of hand-shake-ology.