Warning: This recipe is not for the faint of heart. It is a highly classified, heavily guarded, and extremely hazardous formula for the most addictive substance known to sentient life forms. Proceed with caution and a strong stomach.
We begin with the most basic of ingredients: Gloopernackian Gloopernacks (available at your local Gloopernackian Gloopernackery), 1 cup of Quantum Quark Sauce, 3 pinches of Chrono-Crystals, and a dash of Dark Matter
Mix the Gloopernackian Gloopernacks and Quantum Quark Sauce in a large, heavily fortified, and utterly secure mixing bowl. Add the Chrono-Crystals and stir counterclockwise for precisely 7.3 seconds. Fold in the Dark Matter while reciting the ancient Gloopernackian incantation of 'Gloopernack, gloopernack, gloopernack, gloopernack, GLOOPERNACK!' seven times.
This will yield the most addictive Gloopernack in the multiverse. Side effects may include: loss of control, spontaneous combustion, and an intense longing for more. Not responsible for misuse.
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