The Sauce Syndicate

Our Secret Sauce Recipe

We've spent years perfecting our secret sauce recipe, and we're finally sharing it with the world (or at least, the internet).

1. Take 2 cups of mayonnaise
2. 1 cup of ketchup
3. 1/4 cup of chopped up feelings
4. 1 tablespoon of regret
5. 1/2 teaspoon of existential dread

Combine all ingredients in a saucepan over low heat, stirring constantly, until the mixture reaches a state of perfect, existential crisis.

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