Catnip is, in fact, highly addictive, but don't worry, we're working on getting the cats hooked on a more socially acceptable substance.
It's a closely guarded secret, but let's just say it's hidden behind a wall of cat towers, a moat of catnip, and a team of highly trained, ninja-like cat butlers.
No, absolutely not. They're professionals, not some sort of feline junkies. We have a strict "no catnip" policy for our cat butlers.
Tell them it's for "scientific research" purposes, then hide it in a fake laboratory hidden behind a secret door.
Only if you answer 20 trivia questions about cat behavior, history, or science.
1. What's the only mammal that can't fly? 1/20
2. How many catnip glands do cats have? 2/20
3. What's the best way to get a cat to take a selfie with you? 3/20
4. What's the most popular cat food flavor? 4/20
5. How many cat butlers does it take to change a light bulb? 5/20
6. Can cats be trained like dogs? 6/20
7. What's the best way to get a cat to take a nap? 7/20
8. How much catnip is too much catnip? 8/20
9. Can cats see color? 9/20
10. How many cats does it take to change a light bulb? 10/20
11. Can cats drive a car? 11/20
12. What's the best way to get a cat to do math homework? 12/20
13. Can cats hold their breath? 13/20
14. How much does a cat cost? 14/20
15. Can cats be trained to do backflips? 15/20
16. How many cats can fit in a car? 16/20
17. Can cats see through walls? 17/20
18. What's the best way to get a cat to eat vegetables? 18/20
19. Can cats be trained to do magic? 19/20
20. Can cats be trained to drive a car? 20/20