Our Secret Weapon

Welcome to our secret weapon, a place where we develop and deploy the most diabolical schemes and plans for world domination. Or, you know, just a bunch of half-baked ideas that we'll never get around to finishing.

We're a small team of highly trained (read: highly caffeinated) professionals with a passion for overthinking and second-guessing every decision. Our motto? "Innovation through overengineering, or how we're slowly but surely ruining the world one poorly-planned prototype at a time."

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