Our Services

Because who needs subtlety?

We offer a wide range of services, including:

• Overwhelming Consulting - Our team of experts will confuse you with too much information.
• In-Sufferable IT Support - We'll make your tech problems worse, just for fun.
• Excessively Expensive Law Services - Because you clearly have too much money to waste.
• Interminably Long Meeting Facilitation - We'll make your meetings last forever.
• Needlessly Complex Accounting - We'll make your numbers go up, up, up!

Don't see your problem listed? Don't worry, we'll invent one for you.