Welcome to Group Therapy, the only place where you can pay us to pretend to listen to you complain about your feelings while secretly making fun of you.
Our expert therapists have years of experience in the field of pretending to care, and have developed a unique approach that involves sitting silently, taking notes, and occasionally glancing at their watch.
Our services include:
If you're feeling anxious, stressed, or just plain old miserable, don't worry, we've got just the thing for you! Join our Anxiety Camp
If you're feeling depressed, don't worry, we've got a 'depressing' schedule for you! Check out our Depression Haven
And if you're feeling just plain lost, don't worry, we've got a whole section of The Lost People Club just for you!
(Disclaimer: Our 'therapy' may be a lie, but our snacks are real. We have really good snacks.)