It started with just one missing sock, a lone sock in the wash, a lone sock in the dryer. But as the days went by, more and more socks began to vanish. At first, we thought it was just a coincidence, but as the numbers grew, so did our desperation.
As of today, we've lost 47 socks. That's right, folks, 47. And not a single one has been found.
Some say it's the Sock Goblin, a mischievous spirit that steals our socks in the dead of night. Others claim it's just a case of human error. But we know the truth.
We've tried everything: checking the washer and dryer, searching the floors, even consulting with the world's leading sock experts (a panel of esteemed academics with PhDs in Sockology). But nothing seems to work.
Help us solve the mystery! Share your theories, your sightings, your sock-related nightmares. Together, we can uncover the truth behind the Lost Socks of Doom.
Visit our Sock Horde Theory page for more information on the Sock Horde Theory.
Or, if you're feeling brave, try our Sock-napping Case page, where you can read about the latest developments in the Sock-napping scandal.
Stay tuned for more updates, and remember: Socks are people too!
Learn more about Sock-geddon here.
Stay Sock-sitive!