Our team has spent years perfecting the art of doing nothing. Whether it's staring at a wall, watching paint dry, or simply existing, we've got the skills.
Napping Services - We'll nap for you, on your behalf, so you don't have to.
Procrastination Strategies - Our experts will help you put off your work until tomorrow (or next week, or next year).
Overthinking Consultations - We'll think for you, so you don't have to.
Our services are perfect for:
We're available for hire on a case-by-case basis.
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