Subpar Web Development: Where Functionality Meets Mediocrity

Our Services:

We specialize in crafting websites that will leave your users questioning life choices that led them here.

Our team of expert web developers will:

• Overload your website with unnecessary JavaScript libraries.
• Use Comic Sans for the font.
• Design a layout that looks like it was made by a kindergartener's art project.
• Charge you an arm and a leg for our services (but not too many more).

Our Subpages:

Want to know more about our services? Click on one of the links below:

• Overly Complex JavaScript
• Font Asthetics
• Layout Design (or Lack Thereof)
• Our Rates (Because You Clearly Can't Afford It)

Disclaimer:

Our services are provided with no warranty, express or implied. If your website still works after we're done with it, we're not responsible. If it doesn't, well, you get the pleasure of dealing with our customer support team.

We are not responsible for your life choices.

We reserve the right to make fun of your website, but only behind your back.