Welcome to the most exclusive club for those who have made the best fashion choices.
Here, you'll find our curated selection of the most stylish, yet impractical, outfits we've ever seen.
1. Overly Tight Pants - The ultimate in comfort, or so we tell ourselves.
2. Sequined Vest Collection - Because who needs functionality when you can have sparkles?
3. Oversized Sneakers - For when you want to make a statement, even if it's just to your feet.
We also have a selection of accessories that are just as stylish, yet just as useless as our outfits.
1. Overly Tight Hats - Because you'll never get a headache with these on your head.
2. Sequined Belt Collection - For when you want to add a little extra sparkle to your pants.