We're not actually doing any real science, but we do have a lot of fancy words for it. Our team of expert scientists (and by "scientists" we mean "people who wear lab coats") have developed a range of cutting-edge techniques for extracting things.
Our flagship method, "Method 1: The Completely-Not-Actual-Method of Using a Spoon to Stir the Mixture Until It's Just Right", involves using a spoon to stir a mixture until it's... just right. It's a highly scientific and totally-not-actual process.
For more information on our other extraction methods, see: