His Majesty Edwurd Squashington III has been squashing for over 30 years, earning the respect of his peers and the adoration of his subjects.
His Royal Highness has a proven track record of squashing everything from pesky garden gnomes to rebellious garden goblins.
- Notable Squashing Feats:
- The Great Squash of 1987
- The Squashing of the Century (1999)
- The Squashing of the Millennium (2000)
His Majesty is a proud member of the Squash Family, a lineage of squashing nobility that dates back centuries.
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