What is the best way to store my precious paperclips?
You should store them in our official Stapler-Brand Paperclip Container. It's the best.
How do I know if my stapler is possessed by an evil spirit?
You'll know if it's possessed if it's been playing "Stairway to Heaven" by Led Zeppelin on repeat for over an hour. If that's the case, consult our Stapler Exorcism Services.
Can I use my stapler for anything other than stapling?
No, you can't. Don't even think about it. You'll break the Stapler Code. Just stick to what you know, human.
How do I contact the Stapler Council?
Contact Us and we'll get back to you. Eventually.