Balthazar McSnazz is our resident stapler aficionado. When he's not busy stapling papers into submission, he's usually found pondering the meaning of life.
Notable Contributions:
- Invented the "Snazz-Staple" technique, which involves stapling papers with such force that they become sentient and start doing your chores for you.
- Hold 5 Guinness World Records for most consecutive hours stapling a single sheet of paper without stopping.
- Is secretly a master of the ancient art of ikebana, the Japanese art of folding paper clips into intricate designs.
Random Fun Fact:
Balthazar once stapled his own shoes together to get out of a meeting. It was a real nail-biter.