Our Stories

Tales from the Crypt-Keepers' Union

We have a long prophets' union that has been around since the great pygmy civilization. We've got tales of the ancient art of tomb-raiding, of cursed artifacts, of the best ways to keep the undead at bay with nothing but a good pair of socks.

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Legends of the Crypt-Keepers' Union

The Ancient Art of Tomb-Raiding: A Guide to Not Getting Caught by the Living

It's all about the art of stealth. The art of deception. The art of not getting caught with a dozen or so ancient artifacts in your back pocket. Our union has been perfecting this skill for centuries. Want to learn more?

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Legend of the Burrito