We are the Great Neo-Brutalist Empire, rulers of the interweb and patrons of the most avant-garde web design.
In the year 2000, our founder, Zorvath, discovered the secret to making the internet a more beautiful place, one broken font and wonky layout at a time.
Our early days were marked by a series of experimental websites, each more bewildering than the last.
We experimented with the limits of browser support, pushing the boundaries of what was thought possible in the name of art.
And then, in a burst of creative genius, we discovered the secret to the perfect blend of ugly and functional.
We emerged from the shadows, our websites a beacon of hope for the disillusioned masses.
We believe in the power of the pixel, and the beauty of the unrefined.
We reject the bland, the banal, and the beige.
We celebrate the beauty of the broken, the jagged, and the unapologetic.
Read our manifesto Section 1: The Aesthetics of Disgust Section 2: The Tyranny of the Bland