In a shocking turn of events, the CEO of Pizza Gate Scandal has been accused of secretly hoarding all the world's pepperoni. The once beloved pizza mogul is now at the center of an international manhunt.
Meanwhile, our intrepid hero, The Savior of Neo-Brutalism, has received a distress call from the Underground Bread Cult. They seek our hero's expertise in their battle against the evil forces of Bland Bread Brotherhood.