The Saga of the Slowing-est Lab in the World
Welcome to Our Story of Slow Chemistry, where the art of science meets the art of waiting.
Our lab is renowned for its unorthodox approach to chemical reactions, often taking longer than expected due to our love for coffee breaks and Netflix binge-watches.
Meet our team of scientists, who have mastered the ancient art of doing the bare minimum while still managing to produce some remarkable results.
Our research focuses on the most pressing issues of our time: finding the perfect flavor of ramen, perfecting the art of making excuses, and determining why the copier always seems to be jammed.
Explore our subpages to learn more about our team, our research, and our legendary coffee machine: