We're Not Actually Here to Help

Our story is one of mediocrity, a tale of average achievement and unremarkable success. We're not actually here to help you, but we'll pretend to try.

Our founders, the enigmatic Z and X, were once just two ordinary humans trying to create something, anything, that would get them noticed. And noticed we got. By nobody, really.

They assembled a team of misfits and also-rans, each with their own unique set of skills and questionable life choices. Together, we created this website, a monument to the power of half-hearted effort and the thrill of possibly, maybe, sort-of accomplishing something.