Our Glittering Achievements

We are proud to present our glittering achievements in the field of Sparkle-Farming!

We have harvested the rare Rare Sparkles of 1987, a feat that has been hailed as a miracle!
We have created the world's largest collection of glittering unicorns, with over 100,000 specimens and counting!
We have developed a machine that can turn thoughts into actual glitter, because who needs brain power when you have sparkles?