We're not kidding, you have to wear bright colors at all times. No pastels, no neutrals, no boring colors. You'll be issued a stern warning if you're seen wearing beige.
We're not about subtlety here. If you can't handle the boldness, don't join our tribe. Our borders are 8px thick and we're not budging.
We're talking harsh drop shadows, people. No soft focus, no gradienty nonsense. You'll be blinded by the light if you try that.
We don't care about your delicate feelings or your fancy typography. We're about the raw, unbridled power of the web. You'll be speaking in bold, unsmoothed letters or you're out.
We're a tribe that doesn't do 'no'. We'll never say 'no' to you, unless you try to wear beige. And even then, we'll just give you a stern warning.