We are proud to announce that we have had the following successes:
We successfully managed to spill coffee on our shirt for the 3rd time this week!
We were able to eat an entire pizza by ourselves in one sitting. We set a new land speed record!
We managed to spill our lunch on the conference table, but only after 3 takes!
We accidentally deleted the wrong folder, and now all of our important files are gone. Oops.