We're not saying it's true, but we've heard rumors our neighbor is secretly a sentient pineapple.
Apparently, they're running some sort of underground rave parties in their basement, complete with glow sticks and a haze-filled fog machine.
The neighbors say it's a "free love commune," but we suspect it's just a bunch of weirdos in their pajamas.
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