Welcome to Our Suspicious Schemes, where the lines between good and evil are blurred like a cheap magician's top hat.
Here's a list of our most nefarious plans:
We're working on a plan to replace all world leaders with highly trained, yeti-like, robots. They'll be more effective, less prone to emotional outbursts, and they won't demand as many vacations.
Learn more about our Robot Rebellion 2.0We've discovered a weakness in the world's most secure cookie recipes. With our team of expert cookie thieves, we'll be snatching up all the chocolate chip cookies in the world, one bakery at a time.
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