Our Sustainability Pledge: Because We Care... Sort Of

We're not really sure what "sustainability" means, but it sounds good. So, we've decided to make a bunch of promises we'll probably break.

Our pledge includes:

• Reduce, Reuse, Recycle (But Let's be Real, We'll Probably Just Throw it Away)
• Use Public Transportation (Unless it's a Tuesday)
• Buy Local (But Only if it's on Sale)

And, as a special bonus, we promise to:

• Plant at least one tree every year (in a virtual reality, so it doesn't count as "actual" sustainability)
• Turn off the lights when we leave the room (but not when we're playing video games, because priorities)
• Compost our trash (but only the organic stuff, we're not made of money)

Thanks for reading! Now, go forth and do your part in saving the planet!

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